Welcome to a bit of humour & banter ''Top Gear Style''..!!
(and seriousness when you view our quality shirt and memorabilia frames)
(and seriousness when you view our quality shirt and memorabilia frames)
Meet our Football Shirt Framer - THE Rugby Shirt Framer - The Footballl Shirt Framer - The Cricket Shirt Framer - The All Sports Framer -
We present to you our very own Stiggess!
We present to you our very own Stiggess!
Right you have decided you want your football shirt framed so it is time to hand it over to our tame football shirt framer......... Some say........if our football shirt framer played in the World Cup we would win 1,000,000 - nil...... Some say........our football shirt framer is not human with the amount of football shirts we frame...... Some say........our football shirt framer is bionic like the 6 Million Dollar Man...... Some say........our football shirt framer has 6 eyes and 12 pairs of hands...... Some say........our football shirt framer neither eats drinks nor sleeps...... Some say........our football shirt framer is as mad as a March hare for charging too little...... Some say........our football shirt framer has 2 goldfish....one named Ben one named Collin.......!! ALL WE KNOW...is that our football shirt framer does a cracking job and all our framing products are Top Gear and that our football shirt framer is not a ''HE'' but a ''SHE'' and she is definitely NOT THE STIG but for all we know she could be THE STIGS LONG LOST FOOTBALL SHIRT FRAMING WELSH FEMALE COUSIN.................... THE STIGGESS Who Knows..?? We Dont..?? What we do know though is our football shirt framer has no plans to write a book and spill the beans...!!! Click here to see The Stiggess Blackpool Football Club Shirt Framing Offer..!! Click here to see The Stiggess Special Football Shirt Framing Offer..!! |
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A question you are all no doubt asking yourself -''Has Discount Football Shirt Framings''Stiggess'' just ordered a brand new Kia Cee 'apostrophe' d...????
Well sorry to disappoint but we havent!
Our simple little shirt framing van has a mind boggling 85 bhp - a top speed of 100mph and 0-60mph in 15 seconds with no breakdowns driving to the moon and back!!!
By the way all drivers have a clean licence (no wonder with only 85 bhp......but the vehicles do have air con and multiple airbags..!!) - So as you can see we look after people with health and safety at the forefront of our operations and as you will no doubt understand and appreciate we are unable to fit framed framed football shirts in a 2 seater sports like a Bugatti Veyron ..!!
Well sorry to disappoint but we havent!
Our simple little shirt framing van has a mind boggling 85 bhp - a top speed of 100mph and 0-60mph in 15 seconds with no breakdowns driving to the moon and back!!!
By the way all drivers have a clean licence (no wonder with only 85 bhp......but the vehicles do have air con and multiple airbags..!!) - So as you can see we look after people with health and safety at the forefront of our operations and as you will no doubt understand and appreciate we are unable to fit framed framed football shirts in a 2 seater sports like a Bugatti Veyron ..!!
* Breaking News...!!!
Its official - a new baby Stig is born.......
We are already training up our very own baby stig (Stigtot) to be our next additional specialist sports shirt and memorabilia framer, who will also have the same unbeatable amazing framing skills as The Stiggess - watch this space..!!
We are already training up our very own baby stig (Stigtot) to be our next additional specialist sports shirt and memorabilia framer, who will also have the same unbeatable amazing framing skills as The Stiggess - watch this space..!!